Miley’s Tongue Licks NBC
Hey, she’s just being Miley. In prime time.
Yep, NBC in their infinite wisdom has decided to bring all the glitter and smut that is the Bangerz tour to the masses. Miley announced it on the Twitter by saying “Smilers! NBC is bringing #BANGERZTour straight to your living room! Catch the 2-hour behind the scenes concert special on July 6 at 9pm/8pm CT!” Well, needlesstosay, the parents of America are not pleased. The Parents Television Council lost their minds and started a furious letter writing campaign (or whatever you call that in 2014) suggesting they needed to change the time, mark it as “inappropriate for younger viewers” or not doing the thing at all. Now, I’m not a prude, but I have to tell you, there is no way I’d let any kid of mine watch Miley slide down her own tongue. I mean she wears a leotard made of marijuana leaves and smokes on stage. She simulates sex with inflatable penii. She makes out with a little person dressed as a joint. These are things I wouldn’t want to explain to my offspring. In fact, I don’t know if I can explain them to myself.
Joey Mac Gets Patriotic
THIS JUST IN: Joey McIntyre has been added to the bill at the Boston Pops Fireworks Spectacular! He will join the Beach Boys and Broadway star Megan Hilty on stage. Governor Deval Patrick will narrate a Boston Pops arrangement of “The Star-Spangled Banner.’’ That calls for some NKOTB!
All Gronked Up at Jay & Bey
Jay and Bey brought their On The Run Tour to Gillette Stadium yesterday and Rob Gronkowski was in the house and in full effect. He started pre-gaming out in the parking lot taking pics with anyone who asked. He danced with Robert Kraft and spilled beer on someone’s aunt. In a tank top. How did I miss this???
Just met gronk #legggggggggo http://t.co/rROhb9Tskc
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DB (@Barrucci_71) July 02, 2014Ayeee just took a pic with Gronk 🎉🏈 http://t.co/aDyg3WOSoP
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Mary Brown (@marybrown_22) July 01, 2014Gronk had a way better time than you at tonight's Beyonce concert. And he danced w/Bob Kraft. boston.com/sports/blogs/o… http://t.co/GjrU4Os4J0
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Obnoxious Boston Fan (@realOBF) July 02, 2014Wtf just met Gronk at beyoncé and jayz?? http://t.co/lXZGkbcH47
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Kate (@KateLydon3) July 02, 2014Just got woken up by Cara saying she was hanging out with Gronk tonight At the Beyoncé concert LUCKY BITCH!!!!! http://t.co/QTrM7HEBk4
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Alyssa Aguiar (@alyssaa_aguiar) July 02, 2014Gronk surrounded by thots http://t.co/KVB9fmthp6
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TBlake (@TheRealTBlake) July 01, 2014Is that Gronk and Barkley I see? #Gillette http://t.co/Jv7ggrueFm
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You'reFromBoston (@UrFromBoston) July 02, 2014Kelly is Our Favorite
And finally this morning, Kelly Clarkson is about the cutest thing on Earth. We all know she gave birth to the adorable River Rose about a month ago, and this week she participated in the time honored tradition of having that first glass of wine. And then took to Twitter.
I still can't believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump :)
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Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) July 01, 2014MORE DIRTY ON THE 30:
- Video Dirty On The 30: Khloe and Lamar’s Conscious Undivorcing, The Superbowl Halftime Show, and Back to The Future Day!
- Video Dirty On The 30: Lamar Odom’s Health, Justin Bieber’s Dad, and Miley Cyrus’ Nudity Tour
- Video Dirty On The 30: Kanye’s Upset, Beyonce’s Dad Is Desperate and Bieber’s Penis is Everywhere
- Video Dirty On The 30: Katy Perry’s Handsy Fan, Kim Zolciak’s ‘DWTS’ Petition & Kanye West’s Presidential Run
- Video Dirty On The 30: More Divorce, More Kardashian/Jenner Sex Tapes, and Salt’s Brush With Johnny Depp
